Lady...hear me tonight 
cos my feelin’ is just so right
as we dance by the moonlight
can't you see your my delight

Lady.. I just feel like
I wont get you out of my mind 
I feel love for the first time 
and i know that its [bad word] I can tell by the look in your eyes

You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost

The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land ... who looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you