Got all the black [bad word] mad cause my main [bad word] vanilla
She tryna get her groove back like Stella, grab the umbrella
When [bad word] to your perception of my [bad word]  I'm Helen Keller
When [bad word] to the perfection of my [bad word]  I know you smell the [bad word]  I'm like a chromosome I always X 'em
Like Wolverine's stepson attacking a deadly weapon
I'm opening a church to sell coke and Led Zepplin
And [bad word] Mary in her [bad word] . ha-ha.. yo
I'm [bad word] Goldilocks up in the forest
In the three bear house eating their [bad word]  porridge
I tell her it's my house, give her a tour
In my basement, and keep that [bad word] locked up in the storage
Rape her and record it, then edit it with more [bad word] Octopussy special effect, the wet [bad word] be banging
And please don't disrespect my set
With cannons hanging from my neck like it's a [bad word]  circus

[Hook]
You little niggas better check my French
You getting money better check my French
Ahh, what time is it, huh? Check my French
If you cop my [bad word] you better check my French, [bad word] I make it move check my French
I speak English but check my French
Your hole be on my [bad word] she check my French, [bad word] [Verse 2: Tyler]
I guess I left my dignity up in the cupboard, cause every girl I'm diggin'
When I'm diggin' in her [bad word]  I'm never usin' [bad word] But [bad word] it I guess I got it stretched out like it was flubber
And leave it drippin' green and red like double cheese buggers
Chewin' on [bad word] like bubble gum from Hubba
This [bad word] knew [bad word] like Bubba knew shrimp, yeah
Yo, I'm seventeen, already sniffin' blow
I tell my friends it's asthma every time I start to itch my throat
I got a new show for MTV, "Pimp My Boat"
Because some [bad word] said my [bad word] was dirty, that's silly ho
The most that they can do is find me, I'm hiding
Somewhere where Chris Stokes can't find me
Oh no, Mister Stokes, I don't like misters, no
Don't tell R. Kelly where my little sister go

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Hodgy]
Yo, you little niggas better check my French
I got all stars and you can check my bench
Left Brain, Super 3, Creator Ace
Put expressions in their music and create the face
Of the picture punchline figured out, ahh I get you
No you don't [bad word] so why don't you go figure
You seem confused anyway, pressure enough?
You the type of dude that choke when the pressure is up
The pressure is to pump and the pressure is us [bad word] havin' eargasms and the pleasure is us
Niggas wanna be O.F. and write letters to [bad word] [bad word]  yo you better than us?
Digest what I'm sayin'? I don't think so
We sick [bad word]  throw it up down in the sink, yo
The Odd niggas are beginnin' to spill these pink hos
We think sorta odd so we think so

[Outro: Tyler] [bad word]  in my go kart at Walmart sellin' cupcakes
Go 'head admit it [bad word]  this [bad word] is tighter then butt rape
That involve Ballpark franks and silver duct tape
Pornos and hormones and boxes of DiGiorno
You homos is loco you're probably drinkin' Cuervo
With some vatos with the door closed watchin' Zorro, you homos.. O.