He joins the gang as we leave the pub, we're off downtown to a niteclub.
And whereas usually we'd get in, we don't tonight 'cos we're with him.

We're miles from home waiting for the last bus, but when [bad word] it don't stop for us
We can't afford a cab and it's quite clear, this wouldn't happen if he weren't here.

He's a jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong.
He's a jinx, jinx, when he string along.

It's Saturday night and there's parties on, but we can't get in any 'cos [bad word] along.
So we end up walking 'round all night, if it weren't for him we'd been alright.

If you want a partner for pool or darts, and you play with him you've lost before it starts.
If we go to a match and [bad word] in, you can guarantee our team won't win.