Warlocks in wonderland
 I've got a megatropolis in my hand
 And a... subterranean marching band
 Makin' noise for the boys in the Vatican
 And a

 little package and off we go
 Oh... ticky ticky tackita tic tac toe
 I know... everybody's Eskimo
 We've got another [bad word]  And that's our show... well

 [bad word] ]
 Every night I go looking for you
 Everyone in the world adores you
 little pocket of something kind
 To find your reason [bad word] up and it everyday for
 Look at me and it's what I stay for
 little locket of fantasy
 That we believe in

 Lilacs and contraband 
 I've got Santa Monica in my hand
 little... Beatle mania when I can
 And I've got two big bags of old Japan

 Ring side and blow by blow
 Another... main event at the old rainbow
 [bad word] ... Right on top of the tupelo
 When she looks just like Brigitte Bardot

 [bad word] 

 Make a deal with Uncle Weezer
 Sign your name to claim
 China Chow will try to please her
 Sweetness came from Jane

 Warlocks in wonderland
 I've gotta... Rockapotomus in my hand
 With a... Happy ending that's made of sand
 With a little bit of lovin' is all I can