KIRAKIRA DAIAMONDO Kagayaku hoshi no you ni
Eikou Shiboukou nantoka [bad word] hairou
Tensai Shuusai TOPPU [bad word] GO GO!!

Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin [bad word] 
Hakugyokurou de hitori orite Hanjin dake [bad word] 
Yakumo-san chi de futari orite Kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin
Naze nara naze nara sore wa
Gensokyo ni BASU nai

Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
Genki ga areba nandemo ichi, ni, kyuu!

 [bad word] tokei no hari [bad word] atama [bad word] 
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan

Tsugi tsugi mondai [bad word] Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
 [bad word] heya no naka
Hin'yari [bad word] ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
Yukkuri [bad word] ne!

Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta
Eientei no Eirin ga benshou shi ni [bad word] yo
Shiranpuri no itazura Tewi Kekkyoku baishoukingaku ikura?
Kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en
Naze nara naze nara sore wa
Sonna tsubo [bad word] wake nai

Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga [bad word] 
Himitsu no suuji [bad word] ichi, ni, kyuu!

HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara
Uzzaa Inaba usagi kawaige mo nai no ni
Shinzan no chuu domo wa HOI HOI HOI

Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante
Dou yuu koto na no yo Dochira ka tte yuu nara
SAABAA kanri mo otsukare-san te toko ne!

 [bad word] arayuru [bad word] arayuru
 [bad word] arayuru eichi wo
Atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo
Atai no atai no atai no atai no
Atai no atai no joubu na
Atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai

Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi
Asameshi asameshi tabetara
Akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo [bad word] 
Atai wa atai wa atai wa atai wa
Atai wa atai wa kanpeki
 [bad word] iwayuru [bad word] iwayuru PAAFEKUTO

Yama ochi imi nado nai wa
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
Genki ga areba nandemo ichI, ni, kyuu!

 [bad word] tokei no hari [bad word] atama [bad word] 
Datte tsubura medama Futatsu shika nai no ni
Sanbon no hari nante Chinpunkan

Tsugi tsugi mondai [bad word] Mada mada jugyou tsuduku
 [bad word] heya no naka
Hin'yari [bad word] ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
Yukkuri [bad word] itte ne!