I was born my mother's son
When I hit the ground I was on [bad word] 
All my life I've played the fool
I've been breaking hearts and [bad word] 

I can't change my evil ways
You can't change my evil ways
No matter what the Good Book says
I can't change my evil ways no more

No more
Evil ways
My evil ways

I've been accused of hit [bad word] 
But all the same I have my fun
Don't turn your back when I'm with you
Cause I'll steal your chickens and your sister too

I was born my mother's son
Since I could crawl I've been having fun
Now I've been poor and I've been rich
But I've always been a son-of-a [bad word]