Went to a party 
I danced all night 
I drank 16 beers 
And I started up a fight 

But now I'm jaded 
You're out of luck 
I'm rolling down the stairs 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 

Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] 
To [bad word] 
I'm too [bad word]  too [bad word]  too [bad word] 
To [bad word] 

I like your stories 
I like your gun 
Shooting out cop tires 
Sounds like loads and loads of fun 
But in my room 
Wish you were dead 
You ball like the baby 
In Eraserhead 

Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] 
To [bad word] 
It's all I need right now 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 

Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] 
To [bad word] 
I'm sick soft gooey and cold 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 

I'm about to drop 
My head's a mess 
The only salvation is 
I'll never see you again 

You give me head 
It makes it worse 
Take out your [bad word]  retainer 
Put it in your purse 

Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
You're too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Too [bad word] 
To [bad word] 
It's all I need right now Oh baby 
I'm melting like an ice cream bar 
Oh baby 

And now I got diarrhea 
Too [bad word] to [bad word] 
Yeah, Yeah 
Yeah, Yeah 
Yeah, Yeah 
Oooohhh...