Hey little kitty with your tail dragging on the floor
You could have a following in every town that you go
But you remember what you said to me
That you are nothing without me

Cuz I invented the night
Yeah I invented the night
In my laboratory using lust and lies

Hey little birdie fly until your wings desert you
And when [bad word] down [bad word] down on me cuz you know I will never hurt you
But maybe once or twice [bad word] your feathers
Cuz you said we should always be together

Cuz I invented the night
Yeah I invented the night
Mixing elements of the strangest kind

And should your invention be destroyed in a fire
John, it's only Monday
I gave you Tuesday night and Wednesday night and Friday night
The weekend is a sea of electric light
Turn it on

Hey little doggy always looking for a bigger bone
Try to see how many times that you [bad word] away from home
But in the end you [bad word] back to me
Cuz you are nothing without me

Cuz I invented the night
Yeah I invented the night
Mixing elements of the strangest kind