Haha!
 Dance Gavin Dance baby!
 Downtown Battle Mountain Twooooooo!

 First it's the casting call, but I'm playing basketball
 My wife she notifies that I missed a call on my phone
 Now why are you snooping, when you should be cooking
 If you read my texts one more time!

 If you fill the pageant bowl I will be masterful
 Well full of [bad word]  namaste, your baller bag is on its way
 Red full of lexicons, polishing megatron
 If you beat the ho, you tell your bros, I need this yo!

 Stop and don't panic, I've got a plan,
 Let's both pretend you didn't take that one night stand,
 So hide your face, collect your things; this is what we call the walk of shame,
 Oh, pretty lady, I know the cost at the gate, you're almost there.

 Next it's the pinnacle of me being cynical
 Can I be the lynch [bad word] to judge a lottery
 Baggy and awfully, bumpy and blistery, [bad word] homeless and fluffy

 Hey there, pretty girl, I'm already in your head,
 Hey there, pretty girl, I'm already in,
 Hey there, pretty girl, don't hide what's inside,
 Hey there, pretty girl, don't hide what's inside.

 (So nice, so nice to meet you.)

 Lift your head for the last time,
 Lift it higher and higher and high,
 How can you love what you can't see?
 How can you love what you can't touch?

 Hey there, pretty girl, I'm already in your head,
 Hey there, pretty girl, I'm already in,
 Hey there, pretty girl, don't hide what's inside,
 Hey there, pretty girl, don't hide what's inside.

 (So nice, so nice to meet you.)

 I tell them personal tastes are fine
 We've been over this a million times
 You'll never unhinge those biased chromosomes alone