Hard to be a girl, so nice to be a boy
In my room at night not a pretty sight
Here's an empty kiss marching to the rhythm of the payroll
I can be a good boy too just let me out of the stable

Sausages and eggs and hot and sour soup
Thank me for your time 'cause I can be as bad as you
Hard to be a girl that's what the oracle told me
I don't care what she says, I assume it's best to be lonley