Anyone's Daughter

(Blackmore/Gillan/Glover/Lord/Paice)

I stood under your bedroom window throwing up a brick
No one came, I threw one more - that really did the trick
Your daddy came and banged my head, he said: "What kind of man
Is this that's hanging 'round my girl?" and threw me in the car

You're a farmer's daughter
You're a farmer's daughter
Why do I always get the kind of girl I didn't oughta get?
I won't get no more eggs and water
Now I've laid the farmer's daughter

Imagine I was a full grown man and I could talk just right
Could [bad word] and see you here and do this every night?
Wham! The [bad word] crashing down, your daddy's face all pale
Says: [bad word] with me you hairy bum, I'll put you in my jail"

You're a judge's daughter
You're a judge's daughter
Why do I always get the kind of girl I didn't oughta get?
Now I'm getting jail and torture
'Cause I made the judge's daughter

It seems they're screaming law and order 
When I go with anyone's daughter

Woman I should like some peace and daddy hold your tongue
I think you're gonna die of fright when I tell you what I've done
I can hear your tales and lies, you say I'm dumb and scraggy
But man this dumb and scraggy is your daughter's baby's daddy

She's a lucky daughter
Such a lucky daughter
Why did I always get the kind of girl I didn't wanna get
Now I've got what I always fought for
'Cause I've married a rich man's daughter