Digital love…yeah
It began, so innocent
Nothing wild or intimate
On my laptop in the bathroom
Meeting gamers in the chat room
user name caught my eye
Big bold letters: Street Fighter 9
Next thing hit me with a PM
Ask me if I’ll go meet with them
On MySpace no time to waste
I gotta log in to see her face
Chat every day the plot gets thick
Now I’m on Facebook buying her gifts
Roses, teddy bears, chocolate drops
I see her name my heart just stops
Let’s get serious what does she do?
Leaves me [bad word]  ‘I don’t know you’

It doesn’t matter if I can’t be here with you right now
In Cyber space [bad word] are changed and we connect somehow.
The way you make me feel its like I’m in the stars above.
Its real to me it’s all I need
You’re my Digital Love

Smooth like the air we breathe
You’ll kick my [bad word] like Chun Le
When we first met your [bad word] were huge
D’s to C’s I’m still feeling you
Our time [bad word] take advantage
Follow you down to Atlantis
Get home and I shut the door
And fantasize we search for Thor
Brown eyes, the smoothest skin
Legs for days give me thoughts of sin
Your two guns cause heart attacks
Around the world chasing artifacts
Your life’s a total mystery
One day I’ll pray you’ll kiss on me
You make me tremble shake and cough
You’re better than real, Lara Croft

It doesn’t matter if I can’t be here with you right now
In Cyber space [bad word] are changed and we connect somehow.
The way you make me feel its like I’m in the stars above.
Its real to me it’s all I need
You’re my Digital Love

It started when I joined a guild,
The founders were thrilled by my mid level skills
But one of them would wait online
Joining me in the dead mines
She had my back, when on attack
Text only to her no Guild chats
Life was great I was getting [bad word] spread about our romance
We hit a snag, uncertain future
She lost her job working at Hooters
No more gaming she couldn’t afford it
Unless I paid them with a courtship
So I told her here’s the plan
First, we’ll talk on your webcam
She said she couldn’t, her cam was broke
I said voice chat, she made a joke
Something started to seem suspicious
Other guild members kept their distance
I found her real name with special clearance
Name was Terry lived with her parents
Soon enough a picture surfaced
Sent to me secret I’m feeling nervous
I opened the pic with no interference
Holy [bad word]  Terry was Terrence

It doesn’t matter if I can’t be here with you right now
In cyber space [bad word] are changed and we connect somehow.
The way you make me feel its like I’m in the stars above.
Its real to me its all I need
You’re my digital love…