So [bad word] what 

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton 
I've been to Eastbourne too 
So what, so what 

And I've been here, I've been there 
I've been every [bad word] where 
So what, so what 
So what, so what, you boring little [bad word] 

Well, who cares, who cares what you do 
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you 
You, you, you, you 

Well, I've [bad word] the queen, I've [bad word] Bach 
I've even sucked an old man's [bad word] 
So what, so what 

And I've [bad word] a sheep, I've [bad word] a goat 
I rammed my [bad word] right down its throat 
So what, so what 
So what, so what, you boring little [bad word] 

Well, who cares, who cares what you do 
And, who cares, who cares about you 
You, you, you, you 

And I've [bad word] that, I've [bad word] this 
I've spewed up on a pint of [bad word] 
So what, so what 

I've had skag, I've had speed 
I've jacked up until I bleed 
So what, so what 
So what, so what, you boring little [bad word] 

Well, who cares, who cares what you do 
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you 
You, you, you, you, you 

Aha, haha 
Yeah 

I've had crabs, I've had lice 
I've had the clap and that ain't nice 
So what, so what 

I've [bad word] this, I've [bad word] that 
I've even [bad word] a school girl's [bad word] 
So what, so what 
So what, so what, you boring little [bad word] 

Well, who cares, who cares what you do 
And, who cares, who cares about you 
You, you, you, you, you 

So [bad word] what 
Yeah