[tom]
I want to [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] 
[mark]
he wants to [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] 
[tom]
I wanna [bad word] a dog
That's right kids.

I tried to [bad word] your mom in the [bad word] Tried to [bad word] your dad in the [bad word] could only find the dog....and his [bad word] 
[mark and tom]
we wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] we wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] we wanna [bad word] a dog

[tom]
I tried to [bad word] a [bad word] pirate in the [bad word] 
[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[tom]
Tried to [bad word] a [bad word] pirate
but I've found the dog

[mark, in Mexican accent]
Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[music stops]

[mark]
It's a Mexican pirate

[music continues]

[mark and tom]
We want to [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] We want to [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] wanna [bad word] a [bad word] dog

[mark] [bad word] you