Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you 
So just sit down and listen 
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) 
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line 
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide 
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind 
gift real special, so take off the top 
Take a look inside -- it's my [bad word] in a box 
Not gonna get you a diamond ring 
That sort of gift don't mean anything 
Not gonna get you a fancy car 
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star 
Not gonna get you a house in the hills 
girl like you needs somethin' real 
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart 
Somethin' special girl 
It's my [bad word] in a box, my [bad word] in a box babe 
It's my [bad word] in a box, my [bad word] in a box girl 
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) 
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none 
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress 
It's easy to do just follow these steps 
1: Cut a hole in a box 
2: Put your junk in that box 
3: Make her open the box 
And that's the way you do it 
It's my [bad word] in a box... my [bad word] in a box babe 
It's my [bad word] in a box, my [bad word] in a box girl 
Christmas; [bad word] in a box 
Hanukkah; [bad word] in a box 
Kwanzaa; a [bad word] in a box 
Every single holiday a [bad word] in a box 
Over at your parent's house a [bad word] in a box 
Mid day at the grocery store a [bad word] in a box 
Backstage at the CMA's a [bad word] in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) 
a [bad word] in a box...