If it's big, it's good
Only large will suit
If it's great it's gotta be huge

If it shoots six times
It's rightfully mine
Go bowling for Columbine

Light up the fuse and gather the troops
It's time to burn some fuel
Are you ready to go, it's America's show
And the rest of the world follows

Oh, the sky is blue on the 5th Avenue
Yeah life is good in Hollywood
I am telling you that the [bad word] [bad word] Every single day in USA
Oh, the sky is blue and the [bad word] [bad word] Every single day in USA

If it's on TV
It's gotta be real
I will get fit in a week

From the New York bay
To the streets of LA
Every man is proud and brave

Light up the fuse and gather the troops
It's time to burn some fuel
Are you ready to go, it's America's show
And the rest of the world follows

Oh, the sky is blue on the 5th Avenue
Yeah life is good in Hollywood
I am telling you that the [bad word] [bad word] Every single day in USA
Oh, the sky is blue and the [bad word] [bad word] Every single day in USA

I don't care what people say
(I don't care what people say)
America is A-OK
(America is A-OK)
Rick or poor, straight or [bad word] (Rich or poor, straight or [bad word] 
Be what you want in USA

Oh, the sky is blue on the 5th Avenue
Yeah life is good in Hollywood
I am telling you that the [bad word] [bad word] Every single day in USA
Oh, the sky is blue and the [bad word] [bad word] Every single day in USA