Uh. What up, freshmen!
All the freshmen in the house say yeah.
Yes.
I said all the freshmen in the house say yeah.
Yep. Uh. Uh. Here we go!

High school is pretty [bad word]  so we're gonna teach you with this hecka cool rap.
How to get throught your first year in school and how to be like us and be super cool!

If you wanna be cool you gotta get to school late, cool guys always show up to school late.
The teacher might smack you and player hate, but don't worry, bro, you can hit her with a tate-ertot.
Tatertots are great weapons and great food. Put 'em in your pocket for lunchtime, dude...
...but they get your pocket all hecka greasy, cafeteria pizza will make you queasy.

Припев:
Bein' a freshman is totally fresh, man. 
Ditch class, punch bullies, throw 'em in a trashcan. 
If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad, 
just go home and [bad word] about it to your dad.

There isn't such thing as being bulled, that's just called being a [bad word] 
Step up to the bully, grab his balls and give them a great big pinch.
I once pinched a bully's balls so hard, they fell on the ground.
He cried like a big dumb baby as I kicked them all around.
His doctor tried to sew his balls back on, but they just couldn't do it,
cuz I broke into the operating room, grabbed his sack and I threw it. (in his open mouth)

Припев.

Doing good in class and pay attention is for losers. 
I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teachers hooters.
But I still get As in every class, wanna know how? 
Cuz I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat. Let us show you now.

You hide in a plant for a couple of hours 'til everyone's gone away,
then you sneak to [bad word]  use cool hax and change all your grades.
Just watch out for the big janitor [bad word] at night, try blinding him with your big flashlight,
then beat him to death with a big chalk stick and kick him repeatedly in his big long.

Припев.(2 раза)

High school is not a place for f-f-f-f-fun, it's a place for making out with chicks and scoring digits, son.
Never do homework and always ditch and that's how you survive high school, [bad word] 

When you in your locker room, just make sure you wear a really long short.
Or else you get a boner and every...