Whoa!
 I can't believe we're in Japan!
 Look at all the lights!
 The food!
 The people!
 Wow!

 We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!)
 We've never been to Japan 
 So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan
 And our label has to pay for it

 Here we are at our five star hotel
 The one from LOST IN TRANSLATION (In Japan!)
 The views are amazing
 And their champagne waiting
 Because that's how we wrote it (Yummy!)

 And now the label has to pay for the video (yay!)
 And pay for everything that we say (no matter what!)
 For example I'll be getting a massage right now
 And I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive!) (Who cares?)

 Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mmm!)
 And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland
 And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for!

 Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!)
 The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends
 But we are white, and we're friends (In Japan)

 At this point in the video we'll be super [bad word] (WEEEE!)
 Standing near some kind of Dragon
 And then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties
 Out of one of those pervert vending machines
 Now we've seen sumo wrestling live
 Unless we get dropped by our label

 Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan (That's us!)
 It's all part of our master plan
 To get some much needed R&R
 At the expense of Universal Records

 Wow Look at all this Japanese money
 It's called Yen
 I heard it's worth more than American money
 Let's dump it in the river!
 (phone rings)
 Moshi Moshi
 Guys it's the label
 This video's really expensive and-
 BYE!!

 Pokemon!
 Dump it in the River!
 Our rental car!
 Dump it in the River!
 This old guy!
 Dump him in the river!
 And now we're flying home first class!