MC CONFUSING:
 MC Confusing back in this [bad word]  With a parking sandwich and chicken ticket
 I got a liquid face lift from a a fig with big [bad word]  And my wrist got twisted by a brit with fig spit
 And you don't understand it 'cause your not supposed to
 Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
 And I'm gonna leave soon but first I need to
 Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape Robo-Cop 2

 MC HISTORICAL INACCURACY:
 Yo I'm MC Historical-Inaccuracy
 I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in Seventy-Three
 I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank'S diary
 Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
 I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
 And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
 Like Moses when I focus I can split the red sea
 Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army

 MC DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLURALIZES WORD(S):
 I'm MC Don't-Know-How-To-Pluralize-Word
 I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
 When there's more of one of something you're supposed to pluralize
 But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

 MC CANADIAN STEREOTYPE:
 Hello, I'm MC Canadian-Stereotype
 I'm aboot to get started so let me get off the ice
 But I don't want any trouble and I am always polite
 Now lets hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
 But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
 Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
 Oh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee
 Let's go to the hospital! Don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh?

 MC FATIGUE:
 MC fatigue did 'ya miss me
 I'll be awake for five minutes 'cause I had a coffee
 I'll try to get through my verse but I really don't know
 I drank that coffee about five minutes ago

 MC [bad word] GUY:
 They hired me again to sing
 This mother [bad word]  [bad word]  I haven't found a [bad word]  job yet
 So I got to do this [bad word]  (I can't take it I'm done)
 I don't think that I can sing, another [bad word]  [bad word]  I think I'm going to jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
 (I think my dad has a gun)

 MC KNOWS TOO MANY FACTS ABOUT BEES:
 I'm MC Knows-Too-Many-Facts-About-Bees
 Fifteen miles an hour is their average speed
 queen can lay up to three-thousand eggs in a day
 Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm [bad word]  (MC IN THE CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL):
 I'm also MC In-The-Closet-Homoual
 I hide it because it's easier to be heteroual
 We can't even get married in most states here in America
 It's [bad word] up!  [bad word] marriage is legal here in Canada! )

 MC HOMOPHOBIC [bad word] [bad word] 
 I'm MC Homophobic [bad word] [bad word]  Being [bad word] is evil and it is unnatural
 Jesus said the love thy neighbor but only if they are straight
 Penises go in vaginas anything else is just insane

 MC EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE RHYMES:
 I'm MC Extremely-Inappropriate-Rhymes
 I shake things up like J-Fox when I get on the mic
 And I drop my enemies like Christopher Reeves' horse
 And I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger, of course! (Woah!)

 MC EXTREMELY POLITICALLY CORRECT:
 I'm MC Extremely-Politically-Correct
 I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content
 It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste
 Just like that guy who wrote that song when Micheal Jackson past away

 MC FINAL VERSE:
 Yo, MC Final-Verse here to end the song
 One was enough we didn't need a sequel, Jon
 Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
 But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide

 MC [bad word] GUY:
 This is the last time I will ever sing a [bad word]  My dad's gun was in his closet