[bad word] my little friends 
As we all sing a happy little working song 
Merry little voices clear and strong [bad word] and roll your sleeves up, 
So to speak, and pitch in 
Cleaning [bad word] up in the kitchen 
As we sing along 
Trill a cheery tune in the tub 
As we [bad word] a stubborn mildew stain 
Pluck a hairball from the shower drain 
To that [bad word] refrain 
Of a happy working song 
We ll keep singing without fail 
Otherwise we d spoil it 
Hosing down the garbage pail 
And [bad word] up the toilet 
Ooh! 
How we all enjoy letting loose with a little 
"La-da-da-dum-dum" 
While we re emptying the vac-u-um 
It s such fun to hum 
happy working song 
Hmmm 
happy working song 
Oh, how strange a place to be 
Till [bad word] for me 
My heart is sighing 
Still, as long as I am here 
I guess a new experience 
Could be worth trying 
Hey! Keep drying! 
You can do a lot when you've got 
Such a happy working tune to hum 
While you re sponging up the soapy scum 
We adore each filthy chore 
That we determine 
So friends even though you re vermin 
We re a happy working throng 
Singing as we fetch the detergent box 
For the smelly shirts and the stinky socks 
Sing along 
If you can not sing then hum along 
As we re finishing our happy working song!