Well, I don't go to church on Sunday
I don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way

I know the Jesus loves me
Oh, maybe just a little bit more
I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zeldera Lee's candy store

It's got to be a chocolate Jesus
He make me feel so good inside
It's got to be a chocolate Jesus
And keeps me satisfied

I don't want no Anna Zabba
I don't want no Almond Joy
And I know I ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy

That's the only thing that can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
And it's good enough for me
It's got to be a chocolate Jesus
It's good enough for me

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy dut that's ok
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
And it's good enough for me
It's got to be a chocolate Jesus
It's good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Makes me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
And keep me satisfied