Watching Game of Thrones I haven't left home, 
Told everyone that I had the flu 
It's an obsession I'm filled with depression 
cus it's the end of season two 
Now, my, friends all tell me 
That I've lost my grip on reality 
They tell me it's just a nerd show, 
But Dragons are real to me 
Some day those dragons will be grown 
Daenerys will be my queen 
and when we reclaim the throne 
You won't be allowed in our house 
Don't call me at nine 
Or on a Sunday Night 
I don't care who died 
I'm filling my mind with sword fights, and quests, 
Horse lord, and incest. 
When Ned died I cried 

Watching Game of Thrones its like a black hole, 
Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes 
Magical kingdoms with naked women, 
And none of them have silicon [bad word] 
And If the seven kingdoms did exist 
I would drink and party with that imp 
Viserys had gold crown onto his head 
He's no [bad word] dragon now he's dead 
Ouch 

I'll sick my dierwolf on ya 
If you get in my way 
He's actually a chihuahua 
But he'll still rip off your face 
I only leave my apartment 
To put the rent in the mail 
That's right I still pay my bills cus 
Lannister's repay their debts 
I'm joining the Knights Watch 
It's my birthright 
I'll stand watch for WhiteWalkers in the snow. 
This Wall kind of blows 
No hot chicks, just bros and old [bad word] guys. 

Watching Game of Thrones 
I feel bad for John Snow 
It seems like he's always getting screwed 
Gave up on Mad Men cus nothing happens 
Except for when Don's wife sang Zou bisou 
The Lannisters all look like Surfer [bad word] 
Jamie banged his sister, she's a [bad word] 
No one knows that King Joeffrey's their kid 
Except for maybe Peter Dinklage 
This is his best role 

This is nothing but nerd [bad word]  
You'd better get a damned grip and go outside and get some fresh air 
Get your fat butt un-stuck from the chair, 
Ain't a dragon slayer just a loser in your underwear. 
Wait a second did I just see a pair [bad word] 
If you don't mind I'm gonna chill for a few with you 
Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy yo? 
Oh [bad word] that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke! 
How'd that hot naked blond chick survive the fire? 
Isn't Mayor Carcetti from the Wire? 
I apologize for being so [bad word] before 
This show is Lord of the Rings but with [bad word] galore, 
But I'm sure who I'm supposed to root for 
I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more 
Call my manager and cancel my tour 
I gotta read Storm of Swords. 

Oh Theon Greyjoy you were a nice boy 
Till you had those two kids barbequed. 
Winter [bad word] I'm not sure what that means 
But you can bet it's probably bad news. 
I'm not playing music anymore 
From now on you can just be Maroon 4 
Next time they do they The Voice 
I won't be there 
Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair 
Cus I'm stuck in Game of Thrones