I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain 
little drop of candy paint drips off the frame 
Twisted [bad word] mind, got a pretzel for a brain 
An eraser for a head, [bad word]  pencil for a frame 
You don’t like it then peel off, [bad word] 
Every last woman on Earth I’ll kill off, and I still wouldn’t [bad word] you, [bad word] 
So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll [bad word] a Happy Meal off 
Get the wheels turnin’, spin, and wheel off 
Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod 
Quit hollerin’ “Why, God?” He ain’t got [bad word] to do with it 
Bygones’ll never be bygones, so won’t be finished swallowin’ my wad 
I ain’t finished blowin’ it, nice bra 
Hope it’ll fit a tough [bad word]  [bad word] 
Life’s hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad 
With fake [bad word] and a bad dye job 
Who just spit in my [bad word]  face and called me a [bad word]  tightwad 
So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod 
And caught her stealin’ my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed 
Set up the camera and [bad word] twice on her 
Look, two pees and a tripod! 
The moral to the story is, life’s treatin’ you like dry sod? 
Kick it back in its face, my God 
It’s Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd 
But don’t ask why, [bad word] (Ask why not)!