idea - Varvara Sidorova (https:/ [bad word] temnaya_666)  
lyrics – Nadya Solopova (https:/ [bad word] solopoff),   Darina Dean (https:/ [bad word] [bad word]   
singer – Time Lord and the TARDIS (https:/ [bad word] time_lord_and_the_tardis)  

Overlord, pick up the phone.
For God's sake, I'm waiting for it!
Begging you, answer my call.
I'm your minion, please, don't omit

I just want to have a talk,
Though I don't know English language
But I will not stop to call you
I will not leave you alone, no!

I'm your minion, Overlord!
Beg you, please, pick up the phone.

No reply, I'm in despair!
Overlord, I'll send you message.
Google will heip me to translate
And i won't give up the texting

I will text you up to day 
Till I get desired answer
I will call you after texting
And then text you after calling

Hope you will respond at last…
Please just send a little text!

I have a debt on phone balance
So I'm gonna sell my kidney
Maybe I have lost my mind
I've got fever, and I prithee:

I will get you. You should know:
We are [bad word] minions
We’re stubborn like the demons  
We’re stubborn like the demons

I will wait for you response…
Pray for you, pick up the phone.