7 PM, waking up in the evening
I smell like [bad word]  gotta take a bath
Gotta shave my beard then a shave down there
Shavin’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, clock [bad word] 
Gotta get down to the bikestand
Gotta ride my bike down to the club

Catch up with the boys then,
Hook up with the girls and.
Gotta make my mind up.
Which girl should I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get laid on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ laid on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’  [bad word] 
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
I am gonna get some this weekend

11:45, waking up by the drain
We were drinkin’ so fast that I couldn't stop
Puke, puke, I think puke
Is the most ugly word
I got this you got that
My friends are not in sight. Hey?
I got this you got that
Life’s so unfair

Vomit on my T-shirt
Consistency like yogurt
I feel the smell
From the pizza that I ate

It’s Friday, Friday
Drink too much every Friday
Turns out the same way weekend,
weekend
Friday, Friday
Same thing every Friday
I stay in my bed hungover the whole weekend

Partyin’, partyin’  [bad word] 
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
This is how I spend every weekend

My name is
JAY-TEE and I’m your beer bong enemy
I'm poppin’ 40’s til I loose my memory
When I go down I go down in history
I will be the [bad word] mystery!
Let’s get this party started
I wanna act like I’m retarded
So what’s up with all the fuzzin’
I got so [bad word] that I [bad word] my cousin

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get laid on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ laid on friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’  [bad word] 
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
I am gonna get some this weekend

I am gonna get some some this weekend

What’s up with that fish oh what the [bad word] !