I'm Ready

I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me

I gotta axe handle pistol
On a graveyard frame
That shoots tombstone bullets
Wearing balls gnd chain
I'rn drinkin' TNT
Smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball
Start a fight
 [bad word]  Because I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks
With your curly hair
I know you feel
Like I ain't nowhere
But, stop what you're doing [bad word] over here
I'll prove to you baby
That I ain't no square

I've been drinking gin
Like never before
I feel so good
I want you to know
One more drink
I wish you would
It takes a whole lot of loving
To make me feel good