Oh, they sent for the Navy [bad word] to Tulagi,
 The gallant Navy agreed.
 With one thousand sections in different directions,
 My God, what a [bad word] up stampede.

 [bad word] 'em all, [bad word] 'em all
 The long and the short and the tall.
 [bad word] all the admirals who give us the flak;
 They don't give a [bad word] if we [bad word] back.
 So we're saying goodbye to them all,
 As over the gangplank we crawl. 
 There'll be no promotion this side of the ocean,
 So cheer up, my lads, [bad word] 'em all.

 They say there's a convoy that's leaving New York,
 Bound for those Blighty shores;
 Heavily laden with tanks and with planes,
 [bad word] for old Adolf, of course.

 [bad word] 'em all, [bad word] 'em all
 The long and the short and the tall.
 [bad word] all the captains and all the mates too,
 [bad word] the engineers and the whole God [bad word] crew.
 So we're saying goodbye to them all,
 As back to [bad word] we crawl.
 We'll start [bad word] that side of the ocean,
 So cheer up, my lads, [bad word] 'em all.

 They sent for the nurses [bad word] overseas,
 The reason was perfectly clear:
 To make a good marriage and push a good carriage
 While [bad word] all hands, my dear.

 [bad word] 'em all, [bad word] 'em all
 The long and the short and the tall.
 [bad word] all the blond [bad word] and all the [bad word] 
 Don't be too choosey, just [bad word] all you gets.
 So we're saying goodbye to them all,
 As over back to [bad word] we crawl.
 You'll et no erection at short-arm inspection,
 So cheer up, my lads, [bad word] 'em all.