Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the
English language today is the word [bad word] 
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F",
 [bad word] is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word.
Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate and love.
 [bad word]  as most words in the English language,
is derived from German, the word "Fleichen", which means to strike.
In English, [bad word] falls into many gramatical catagories.
As a transitive verb for instance:
"John [bad word] Shirley"
As an intransitive verb:
"Shirley [bad word] quot;
It's meaning's not always ual.
It can be used as an adjective such as:
"John's doing all the [bad word] work"
As part of an adverb:
"Shirley talks to [bad word] much"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is [bad word] beautiful"
As a noun:
"I don't give a [bad word] quot;
As part of a word:
 [bad word] lutely" or [bad word] credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence:
" [bad word] the [bad word] [bad word] quot;
As you must realise there aren't to many words with the versatility of [bad word] 
As in these examples, describing situations,
such as fraud:
"I got [bad word] at the used car lot"
Dismay:
"Oh, [bad word] it"
Trouble:
"I guess I'm really [bad word] now"
Aggression:
"Don't [bad word] with me buddy"
Difficulty"
"I don't understand this [bad word] question"
Inquiry:
"Who the [bad word] was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don't like what the [bad word] is going on here"
 [bad word] 
"He's a [bad word] off"
Dismissal:
"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go [bad word] yourself"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications,
how can anyone be offended when you use the word?!
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
" [bad word] YOU!"