BILLY
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle
'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be
passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can
they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are [bad word] 
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old

BILLY AND [bad word] 
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so
splendiferous

BILLY
Row after row will crow vociferous

BILLY
 [bad word] 
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture
'em

BILLY
How can they hear the [bad word] above the roar?

BILLY AND [bad word] 
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a
bagel,

BILLY
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for
more!

BILLY [bad word] 
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle
Dazzle 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big
bambooz-a-ler

Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger
'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer
than a girder
They let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And
you've got a romance

Give 'em the old
Razzle
Dazzle

BILLY
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act that's
unassailable
They'll wait a year 'till you're available!

BILLY AND [bad word] 
Give 'em the old
Double whammy

BILLY
Daze and
dizzy'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are

BILLY AND [bad word] 
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no
talents?

BILLY
Razzle dazzle 'em
 [bad word] 
Razzle dazzle
'em

BILLY
Razzle dazzle 'em

BILLY [bad word] 
And they'll
make you a star!