I'm goin down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere hubble folks without remptation,
I'm goin down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like women with big vaginas. I'm also a fan of big, fat [bad word]  [bad word] on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.