Well, there once was a man
And that man had a Beard
He shaved off his Beard
And now he's dead!

And there once was a girl
And her husband had a Beard
She asked him to shave It often
And now she's dead!

Now she's dead!
(Now she's dead!)
Now she's dead!
(Now she's dead!)

Now he's dead!
Now he's dead!

Now they dead!
(Now they dead!)
Now they dead!
Grow up Beard 
Or you'll be dead!

....
....

Can't be killed!
(Can't be killed!)
Can't be killed!
(Can't be killed!)

Had a Beard
Can't be killed!

Can't be killed!
(Can't be killed!)
Can't be killed!
(Can't be killed!)

Have a Beard
And can't be killed!

Well, there once was a man
And his name was Daren Hitch
He shaved off his Beard
And now he's [bad word] 

Now he's [bad word] 
(Now he's [bad word] )
Now he's [bad word] 
(Now he's [bad word] )

Now he's [bad word] 
Now he's [bad word] 

Now he's [bad word] 
(Now he's [bad word] )
Hitch is [bad word] 
(Hitch is [bad word] )

Shaved off his Beard
And now he's [bad word]