Isabelle is a belly dancer 
With a kleptomaniac's restraint 
Tried stealing Helena's hand basket, 
Made a fast getaway, 
But McQueen she ain't 
At the courtroom Joshua judges [bad word] on account [bad word] walking 
Out on him

In the Big House Isabelle is a-telling all 
To the chaplain who's [bad word] her friend

She says: I don't know why you care 
I don't know what's out there 
I don't know where or how 
Just take me to your leader now 
Take me to your leader now

Justin is adjustin' to the odor from 
Theodore's Evergreen Incense 
But aroma therapy don't make him any 
Younger than Oliver's All Liver Supplements

His late mate Merrilee merrily said 
Immortality can't be bought in a jar 
This just in: Justin's had enough of cure-
Ails, gonna quiz the neighbor kid with the 
Fish on his car

He says: I don't know why you care 
I don't know what's out there 
I don't know how it's done 
Just take me to your leader, son

I see you've got the joy 
I've seen you live in oil 
It's real, it's free, it's fun, 
So take me to your leader, son

They don't know why we care 
They don't know what's out there 
They don't know how it's done 
Let's Take 'To Our Leader's Son

They see we've got the joy
They see us live in oil
It's real, it's free, it's fun,
Let's Take 'To Our Leader's Son