MEG [bad word] Each and everyone
To our festival of fun

MEG/SHOWGIRLS
Something notable and new

MEG
We bring glamor from afar 
Plus a touch of the bizarre

ALL
And it's only for you

MEG
See the wonders of our age
All assembled on our stage

ALL
Too fantastic to be [bad word] 
MEG
What sensation seekers seek
Every kind of living freak

ALL
And it's only for you

If it's marvel and illusion that your soul and body crave
You'll be leaving here content without a doubt
Are you ready? Are you willing?
Are you braver than the brave?
There's an oh-so simple way of finding out

MEG
Is your life a little [bad word] 
Is your wife a little glum?

ALL
We've a remedy for all who wear a frown
We won't bite you we'll delight you
We invite you to succumb
To this singular attraction
Which is offered at a fraction
Of the price of any other show in town

MEN
We've got jugglers from the East
We've go vermin
We've got beasts

SHOWGIRLS
It's a pretty heavy brew

MEN
We've a fiddler from the West
Who is said to be possessed

ALL
And it's only for you

We bring magic, we bring mirth
We've been halfway 'round the earth
From Turin to Timbuktu
To present to you today
This delectable display
Which is only for you

Such a show you've never seen
Such a show there's never been
And today's our grand debut
Prince and [bad word] on in
Let the spectacle begin
Cause it's only for you

Let the banners be unfurled
Raise the curtain on our world
Without any more adieu 
Mr. Y has all you need
Satisfaction guaranteed
And it's only for you

SQUELCH [bad word] each and everyone
To our festival of fun

ALL
For you!

GANGLE
Ladies and gentlemen
Miss Meg Giry
The Ohh-La-La Girl

SQUELCH
Five shows daily

FLECK
Only here at Phantasma!

GIRY
Hurry up people! You have four more shows to do! No time to dawdle!