Water is wet
And rocks are hard
But the wind, my friend
Does what it wants

So I move with the wind
I move with the wind
If I move at all

What do you do with a [bad word] sailor?
What the [bad word]  how should I know?
What do you do with a [bad word] sailor
When you don't know what to do with yourself?

I move with the wind
If I move at all
 [bad word] aground
Stuck on these rocks
I guess I'm all wet
That's how I got caught

Hook, line and sinker

Consider this then think of nothing
Wouldn't that be nice
Close your eyes, feel the ocean rising
Floating on a bed of spice

I move with the wind
If I move at all
 [bad word] a ground
Stuck on these rocks
I guess I'm all wet

Hook, line and sinker