Last night at the bar it was karaoke night
Yeah, everybody down there was feeling alright
They got big margarita pitchers, two for one
Yum, yum!
They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun

When I signed up, I was ready to go
But they didn't call my name for an hour or so
 [bad word] if they didn't make me wait too long
I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon's song

Too [bad word] to karaoke
Too [bad word] to karaoke

If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be
Too [bad word] to karaoke, just like me

Too [bad word] to karaoke
Too [bad word] to karaoke

Well, the place got rockin', temptation was strong
All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on
Well, I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair
But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair

Too [bad word] to karaoke
Too [bad word] to karaoke

You can sing in the shower till you sound real good
You can terrorize the whole [bad word] neighborhood
But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand
You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans

Too [bad word] to karaoke
Too [bad word] to karaoke

If you ask me, [bad word] I killed that song!
When I looked around, everybody was gone
Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age
They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage

You're too [bad word] to karaoke
That's what they told me
You're too [bad word] to karaoke
How can that be?

You don't have to be good, don't have to be refined
You just have to be a legend in your own mind
Don't have to rehearse, or even sing on key
Just prove that theory of [bad word] 

Too [bad word] to karaoke
Too [bad word] to karaoke
Look at me!
You're too [bad word] to karaoke
Just like me
Too [bad word] to karaoke