Everyday Normal Guy 2 (исполнитель: Jon Lajoie)
Steve: You want some more of this [bad word] Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] I don’t have a girlfriend my hand’s my only lover. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman. I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine [bad word] they were walkin’ my way “Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?” is what I wanted to say but suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake. so I put my head down and I just walked away I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great. Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and [bad word] Ace of Base. Yo, what can I say, it’s just a day in my life I’m up early in the morning in bed early at night. To be productive at work I gotta be well rested. Yeah [bad word] you heard what I just said. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] I don’t like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] I have a hard time opening my eyes under water. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] and I’m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan. I’m from a lower-middle class family, me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek, I have good memories from my childhood [bad word] my favorite toy was my [bad word] fire [bad word] [bad word] I used to play with that [bad word] all day long, until I learned about from the Sears catalog and then I played with my [bad word] all day long about 10 times a day man, all year long. My favorite song [bad word] I don’t like to admit it is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic. “Every night in my dreams, I see you…I feel you…” Every time I hear that [bad word] [bad word] a [bad word] to my eye. Why the [bad word] did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die? Though I’m not afraid to say that I’m a sensitive guy, sticks and stones break my bones but it’s the words that make me cry. Like that time in Grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face, she really hurt me, why’d she call me stupid face? Is my face stupid? How’s that even possible? person can be stupid but a face? That’s impossible. [bad word] happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it, Regular, everday, normal [bad word] [bad word] I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] When I got nothin’ to say I usually talk about the weather. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better. I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] I like red peppers better than the green ones. Ooooohoooooo…savin up my money to go buy a new dishwasher. Mine broke about 6 months ago. Mother [bad word] Go Go Go Go Go shorty, it’s your birthday, Go party like it’s your birthday. I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay. I’ll just stay at home and play some video games. Steve: You want some of [bad word] and get it.