[Hook]
two man (gank), three man (gank), 
four man (gank), five man (gank)
prophet (gank), breaker (gank)
feeding (gank), feeding (gank)

[Verse 1]
Now I got time to play
some dota mrs flax is sleeping
kids are tucked up in their beds
and to the fridge I go a'creepin
Sometimes I drink classy [bad word] and sometimes I just drink a cider
It's a friday night what's wrong with that
what is your [bad word] problem
I am in a dark room
headphones, looking to play some dotes soon
already quite [bad word] up, fillin' up my cup
my team are in a mood
losing by the minute and it's looking like gg
Took a sip, then another sip, then somebody said to me:
 [bad word] 
Pflax why you babysitting like 2 last hits?
how can any body be that [bad word] 
you get a swimming pool full of cider, then you dive in it
Pool full of cider then you dive in it
I drink a few cans then I play some dotes
all my friends want to quit they're scrotes
I got a swimming pool full of cider and I dive in it
it's my [bad word] cider and I dive in it

[Hook]
solo (gank), two man (gank)
three man (gank), five man (gank)
prophet (gank), breaker (gank)
feeding (gank), feeding (gank)

[Verse 2]
Okay, now open your mind up and listen to me, Pflax
I'm your subconscious and I have full access to your dota history, Pflax
I know that you're hammered right now And I'm hopin' to lead you to victory, Pflax
they're taking this seriously I'ma lose all my buddies for playing badly
I feel like I can't help but feed
I see the hate in their eyes,
they see me feeding and it's getting worse as soon as the damage of cider arrive
This is a terrible game
I am the one that they'll blame
and apparently, 
I'm over influenced by fomented apples and 
I need a pause to go get another when somebody say
 [bad word] 
Pflax why you only manage like 2 last hits?
how can any body be that [bad word] 
you get a swimming pool full of cider, then you dive in it
Pool full of cider then you dive in it
I drink a few cans then I play some dotes
all my friends want to quit they're scrotes
I got a swimming pool full of cider and I dive in it
it's my [bad word] cider and I dive in it

[Hook]
solo (gank), two man (gank)
three man (gank), five man (gank)
prophet (gank), breaker (gank)
feeding (gank), feeding (gank)

[Bridge]
I farm, you die, [bad word] One creep score, one hundred deaths, [bad word] rage quit, gg? [bad word] One creep score, one hundred deaths, bang
I farm, you die, [bad word] One creep score, one hundred deaths, [bad word] rage quit, gg? [bad word] One creep score, one hundred deaths, bang
 [bad word] 
Pflax why you only manage like 2 last hits?
how can any body be that [bad word] 
you get a swimming pool full of cider, then you dive in it
Pool full of cider then you dive in it
I drink a few cans then I play some dotes
all my friends want to quit they're scrotes
I got a swimming pool full of cider and I dive in it
it's my [bad word] cider and I dive in it

[Hook]
solo (gank), two man (gank)
three man (gank), five man (gank)
prophet (gank), breaker (gank)
feeding (gank), feeding (gank)