Young Herc was mortal now 
But since he did not drink the last drop 
He still retained his godlike strength 
So thank his lucky star 

But Zeus and Hera wept 
Because their son could [bad word] home 
They'd have to watch their precious baby 
Grow up from afar 

Though Hades horrid plan 
Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth 
The boy grew stronger ev'ry day and 
That's the gospel [bad word]