It's three years to the very day
Since a pirate captain said to me:
"Here [bad word] join our crew
Adventure and glory waits for you!"
I took his words as gold
And set sail for quests untold
With a bottle [bad word] is my hand
I dreamed of wealth in foreign lands

You're banjaxed
You're screwed
And death [bad word] for you
Trapped on an island
Lost at sea
Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be
You're banjaxed
You're screwed
And death [bad word] for you
Trapped on an island
Lost at sea
Shipwrecked, your destiny

On our sixteenth night it sea
In the depths of toil and misery
We [bad word] a hidden reef
And our ship began to sink beneath
I grabbed some drifting wood
And held on as long as I could
Til I landed on a desert isle
Now I‘m stuck here 'til the day I die!

Shipwrecked
Get [bad word] or Die
Shipwrecked
Get [bad word] or Die