Chapter One: Via Mundi

Here's a touching story:
Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The End.

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Sorry there, nurse!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Gah...I'm actually gettin' worse.

Chapter Two: Aemulatrix

(AHEM) Good day to you!
Spoy 'round here!
(GAH) Peekaboo! I never really was on your side.
(BANG) Oy was never on your side, either!
Oh dear, I have made quite a mess...
How many times have you died? Oy'm actually gettin' impressed.
You disgust me, filthy jar-man! (HAHAHA, you live in a van!)
Nnnghh... (OOH- Oh, you suck.)
Skill always beats luck.
Well played "mate," I did all I could.
(Aaauggh!) How's 'at bullet feel? Feel good?
Oh, please! Just stay dead.
Stupid bloody spies! [bad word] off, big-head!
(Ooooff!) Backstab that! (Augh!) Sneak around this... (CRIT) Piece 'a [bad word] 

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' bomb-lobbin' simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Sorry there, nurse!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Gah...I'm actually gettin' worse.

Chapter Three: Bellum Gigantum

[Singing more beautiful than a choir of a thousand angels]

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' lard-armed simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
I could do this all day!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Wicked! Bombs away! (SPLASH)

I told ya' snipin' was a good job.