Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool

They call me Deadpool, I'm Hella fast 
Came to Merc the bad guys and get some [bad word] 
Got blades for days, got guns galore  [bad word] moves, evades, and more 
With bear traps and hand grenades 
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face 
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts 
Sitting on my chair, scratchin' my nuts 

I can’t die, I'm invincible 
but if you'd like to try 
Then I'll [bad word] your skull

Crass [bad word]  borderline obscene 
But I'm the funniest [bad word] that you ever did see 
and Wolverine is getting [bad word] slapped 
Wake up Wolvie, no time for a nap 
We gotta rescue Rogue, ride roller coasta, 
Grab our gear, head to Genosha

Deadpool
Deadpool
Deadpool

On a mission to slap a ho 
but I'm getting kinda dizzy fightin Vertigo 
so slow the roll, you're kinda cute 
But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke 
Hanging with the ladies that are wearling the skivvies
Motorboatin’ , and playing with [bad word] 
Jump across the map in a big [bad word] boot 
Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot
Don't Stop when I shoot full auto is on 
your [bad word] is grass and I'm mowin’ the lawn 
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop 
Domino and Psylocke making it hot, but 
All these [bad word] are premadonna's 
I stuff my face with chimicanga's
Taco's and Beers, always keeping it loose 
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce.

Bout to take you all to school, with guns and knives 
Deadpool
Telling jokes and breaking [bad word]  I came for the Taco's 
Deadpool
Playing with the ladies and the Family jewels, to bust a nut 
Deadpool
Bout to throw down, with all these fools, [bad word] and get some

My favorite girl, I call her death 
she got big old [bad word]  and butt [bad word] breath 
no stress one day, we will be together 
As soon as l die, and that means never
Hackin’ and slashin’ like a  Ninja 
Don't worry Sinister, [bad word] to get ya 
double flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless 
sneaking up on dudes, and leavin' em headless

Cable anyday big gun, no doubt 
But he talks too much, so [bad word] I'm out 
With a broken neck, I can't see at all 
Crack it like a Crack head, Problem solved
Xmen evolved, doing air guitar,
pettin' the dog dancing like a [bad word] star 
We did it, we rescued rogue 
I tried to get some booty, but I got f riendzoned

Teleport because its cool, when I fall off a ledge 
Deadpool
The crazy [bad word] guards are lookin' to duel, so click click boom 
Deadpool
I don't believe in the [bad word]  I came to get laid 
Deadpool
Note to the ladies, I'm not a Tool, I'm a y mutha [bad word]  [bad word] Mutha [bad word] [bad word] Mutha [bad word] [bad word] Mutha [bad word] [bad word] Mutha [bad word] 
Deadpool 
Deadpool
Deadpool 
Deeead-poool.