seriously [bad word] let's think about it
do you want some little rough [bad word] up to you going
"i really really wanna suck ya [bad word]  yeh yeh"
Or do you want like some proper posh [bad word] up
to you going, "I really want to suck your [bad word] "

(tell me what you want me to do, you just tell me what you want
and i'll do it) [x2]

Now tell me why do they like geezers?
And why should they please us?
Cos surely, if they're posh and rich they're picky like tweezers?
But still, they try and seize us
I pop 'em with ease
Maybe they're dropping to their knees because i'm dropping my "Ts"
She had me when she said "Ell,
you know my legs spread well,
at school i weren't a prefect but they called me the head girl."
pronunciation, monier than honey i think it's kinda funny,
cos though she wants my [bad word] I want her daddy's money,
Into the toilets skip the foreplay grip the doorway like BK
You can have it your way, shes so polite
She'll always say, "was that ok?"
She always pays for the taxi home, she's clearly a giver
But unlike all the cabbies she goes south of the river.

You can say what you like about posh birds,
you can do what you want about rich girls.
But they hear my geezer voice in the club,
and we always ending up in the bedroom.

(tell me what you want me to do, you just tell me what you want
and i'll do it) [x2]

Another weekend, to overspend,
Chat a bird up just to bury my ends,
Plunder their underwear, [bad word] me [bad word] you best beware.
You want the front cover of vanity fair?
You ain't gonna find it in Leicester Square
Where [bad word] get [bad word] [bad word] End up looking the worst for wear
You ain't gotta act like a millionaire
If you wanna get your hands on their silverware
What do i mean? I hear you ask
piece of [bad word] with a piece of glass
Posh little rich girl, wants to be an "it" girl,
Prim and proper voice, but you know she sucks [bad word] well
Head off to chelsea, the [bad word] there is wealthy
appetites for geezers they're very very healthy.
Saw a little blond ting [bad word] her stuff
i could tell she was dirt from the way she puffed
"Oi love, you wanna bit of rough?"
Two hours pass i'm inside her muff.

You can say what you like about posh birds,
you can do what you want about rich girls.
But they hear my geezer voice in the club,
and we always ending up in the bedroom.

Now i know youre probably thinking "example he's a snob."
Because he's only letting honeys that are posh touch his [bad word] 
See there's a very good reason these young girls are good with their gobs,
You see a school that is boarding is very rewarding.
Boredom, disorder they're midnight marauding,
then escape from their boredom to broaden horizons,
they had their little eyes on a couple of guys
and before they even knew it they were unzipping flys.
See if you take away a childhood then the child could strictly grow
up far too quickly like a youth in the wildhood
Look at her she's sweet sixteen in a mink coat,
little would you know that she's proficient at deep throat

You can say what you like about posh birds,
you can do what you want about rich girls.
But they hear my geezer voice in the club,
and we always ending up in the bedroom. [x2]