I'm superior, you're inferior.
I'm the big attraction, you're the small. 
I'm the major one, you're the minor one,
I can beat you shootin', that's not all. 

anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do any thing better than you.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can. 

anything you can be I can be greater.
soon er or lat er, I'm greater than you.
No, you're not.
Yes I am.
No you're not.
Yes I am.
No you're not.
Yes I am, yes I am. 

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. 
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. 
I can do most anything. 
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Neither can I. 

anything you can sing I can sing louder.
I can sing anything louder than you. 
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can. 

anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than you. 
Fifty cents. 
Forty cents. 
Thirty cents. 
Twenty cents. 
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can. 

anything you can dig, I can dig deeper.
I can dig anything deeper than you. 
Thirty feet. 
Forty feet. 
Fifty feet. 
Sixty feet. 
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can. 

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. 
I can do it quicker and get even sicker.
I can live on bread and cheese. 
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat.

anything you can reach, I can go higher.
I can sing anything higher than you. 
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can. 

anyone you can lick, I can lick faster.
I can lick anyone faster than you. 
With your fist? 
With my feet. 
With your feet? 
With an axe. 
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can. 

Any school where you went, I could be master.
I could be master much faster than you. 
Can you spell. 
No I can't. 
Can you add. 
No I can't. 
Can you teach. 
Yes I can, yes I can. 

I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser.
I can jump a hurdle even with my girdle.
I can open any safe. 
With out being caught?
Yes.
That's what I thought.

any note you can hold I can hold longer.
I can hold any note longer than you.
No you can't. 
Yes I can. 
No you can't.
Yes I can.
No you can't.
Yes I can, yes I can.