He's chosen my attic 
I feel it in the static 
He lives in my basement 
And I can hardly face it 
My performance is easy 
I am the god of romance 
And in my confusion 
I have the right to reign 

He's stolen my Oscars 
He trades on my jokes 
He makes all my engines go oh oh oh 
He put an “e' in the [bad word]  [bad word] in my ‘fro 
Divine retribution 
And away we will go 
Hey hey hey hey 

Something's happening I can feel it 
Moving out of time you'll hear it 
Falling in the way you fear it 
Jumping thumping shout out something 
Jumping thumping shout out something 

Listen to the radio 
And you will hear the songs you know 
Make it effervescent here 
And you might have a job my dear 

I'm searching for something 
Beyond my understanding 
Looking for meaning 
Where nothing is demanding 
There are no surprises 
Where nothing is expected 
If you offer nothing 
Then everyone accepts 

He's stolen my Oscars 
He trades on my jokes 
He makes all my engines go oh oh oh 
He put an “e' in the [bad word]  [bad word] in my ‘fro 
Devine retribution 
And away we will go 
Hey hey hey hey 

Something's happening I can feel it 
Moving out of time you'll hear it 
Falling in the way you fear it 
Jumping thumping shout out something 
Jumping thumping shout out something 

Listen to the radio 
And you will hear the songs you know 
Make it effervescent here 
And you might have a job my dear 
Ouch 
Ouch 
Ouch 
Radio 
Ouch 
Ouch ouch 
Ouch 
Radio 

He's stolen my Oscars 
He trades on my jokes 
He makes all my engines go oh oh oh 
He put an “e' in the [bad word]  [bad word] in my ‘fro 
Devine retribution 
And away we will go 
Hey hey hey hey 

Something's happening I can feel it 
Moving out of time you'll hear it 
Falling in the way you fear it 
Jumping thumping shout out something 
Jumping thumping shout out something 

Listen to the radio 
And you will hear the songs you know 
Make it effervescent here 
And you might have a job my dear 

Listen to the Radio 
Listen to the Radio 
Listen to the Radio 
Listen to the Radio