I'd like to dedicate this song right here to my beautiful wife Kim who been down wit me since 1989 threw thick and thin we done seen the world together and I love you forever 
 [bad word] 
I can show you the Palms, the Mall, 
The Taj Mahal to the strip in M.I.A. 
I can show you the waterfalls in Spain and Progue 
To the beach in Saint Tropez
I can show you the world girl the world girl but
Ain't nothin' else like L.A. 
I can show you the world girl the world girl but 
Ain't nothin' like L.A.

Verse 1:
When [bad word] to L.A. they got the wrong impression 
When [bad word] to L.A. they got to learn they lesson. 
When [bad word] to west coast it's such an obsession 
When [bad word] to play it out I'm just an exception 
When [bad word] to you girl I need your affection 
Everytime you walk by you get my inspection 
And all you gotta do now is make your selection 
And it wont be hard to win this election 
 [bad word] 
I can show you the Palms, the Mall, 
The Taj Mahal to the strip in M.I.A. 
I can show you the waterfalls in Spain and Progue 
To the beach in Saint Tropez
I can show you the world girl the world girl but
Ain't nothin' else like L.A. 
I can show you the world girl the world girl but 
Ain't nothin' like L.A.

Verse 2:
I done been around the world 
I ain't impressed 
I can't wait till we hit LAX 
Tokyo is cool yeah I flew to UK 
But can't nothin' [bad word] with Cali Forn I 
Especially LA I'm feelin' the bay 
But nothin' like rollin' down PCH 
Top down west-bound it's all good 
You don't know Hollywood when you from Hollywood 
Let's go to the hood and [bad word] with the haters 
Then to the staples center hang with the Lakers 
Number 6 is cool but 24's the champ 
And even Wade and Chris Bosh know that! 
 [bad word] 
I can show you the Palms, the Mall, 
The Taj Mahal to the strip in M.I.A. 
I can show you the waterfalls in Spain and Progue 
To the beach in Saint Tropez 
I can show you the world girl the world girl but
Ain't nothin' else like L.A. 
I can show you the world girl the world girl but 
Ain't nothin' else like L.A.

Verse 3:
The BET Awards and even the Grammy's 
They always pick L.A. over Miami
I love Miami, I ain't dissin' Miami 
But where you u rather get rob for your Grammy
Ain't nothin' like Sunset Blvd [bad word] and Watts if you wanna be hard
We got it all what you thought not at all 
If you sicker then [bad word] then take a Tylenol
It's just me and my woman 
Versus all y'all
And we takin' a bow
For a curtain call
The Angels is lost
They don't wanna be found
If God was lookin' for em I can show him around 
 [bad word] I can show you the Palms, the Mall, 
The Taj Mahal to the strip in M.I.A. 
I can show you the waterfalls in Spain and Progue 
To the beach in Saint Tropez 
I can show you the world girl the world girl but
Ain't nothin' else like L.A. 
I can show you the world girl the world girl but 
Ain't nothin' like L.A.