miss, i need another glass, this one is smudged and my
 lips are too precious for this
 we want the window table clear and set it for us
 it's not too busy for us
 bring a million different things to my table on a silver
 platter you've got nothing better to do
 if you smile really big and kiss my whitey [bad word] 
 maybe you'll get a dollar today

 you're going to waitress [bad word] 
 you're gonna burn in my [bad word] 
 you're going to waitress [bad word] 
 you're gonna burn in my [bad word] 

 yeah i just do this job for a hobby so
 don't worry about a tip
 4.25/hr suits me fine yeah i just love to serve
 sure i'll take your plate your glass your bowl and then
 i'll wipe your chin
 and in the end i'm covered in your [bad word] 
 you look at me like i'm the dirty one

 you're going to waitress [bad word] 
 you're gonna burn in my [bad word] 
 you're going to waitress [bad word] 
 you're gonna burn in my [bad word] 

 what you [bad word] back to you
 what you [bad word] back to

 you're going to waitress [bad word] 
 you're gonna burn in my [bad word] 
 you're going to waitress [bad word] 
 you're gonna burn in my [bad word] 

 i'll see you burn,
 i'll see you burn in my [bad word] 
 i'll see you burn,
 i'll see you burn in my [bad word] 

 you're going to waitress [bad word]