INTRO 
So much to do 
So much to see 
So much for you 
So much for me 
So little time
That its a crime
So much to do and see 
So much for you and me 

Verse 
When I'm thirty five I'll learn to work a potter's wheel 
When I'm forty I'll go streaking at a soccerfield 
And if they try to tackle me then I'll distract em flapping my arms and happily shrieking like a coccatiel 
When I'm sixty I'll get really really fat 
And then go back to skinny really really fast 
And then go skydiving with no parachute and glide around like I'm a flying squirrel with my skinflaps 
Like a creepy Aladin 
Cause there's no feat you can't achieve if you believe it can happen 
If yesterday's a pain in the [bad word] 
tomorrow's an aspirin 
and you might be feeling better than you ever could imagine 
At seventy I'll rock sandals with black socks 
When I'm eighty I'll try heroin or crack rocks 
Or both-- And mix em in a smoothie 
I'll be old and toothless 
And I'll be feeling groovy 
I'll make out with school teachers 
Chill at nude beaches 
And free the zoo creatures 
And if they tell me it's a issue for my health 
I'll tell em [bad word] I'm ninety you can kindly [bad word] yourself 
I'm just being really really really really really really really real right now 
And so I just plan on doing what I really really really really feel like now 

VERSE 2 
I probably won't bang all the girls I liked in high school 
Although that would be quite cool 
But I'll list their names out on some [bad word] 
paper 
And I'll call each one of them and tell them that I really would have liked to love em 
back in the day 
Not to be a creeper obviously 
Just to see who'd respond positively 
And just take it from there 
We'll just take it from there 
I hope you answer my prayers 
cause 
We don't know what the future holds