Billy:
D-D-D-Double Dragon, [bad word]  your face.
It's time to duke it.
Billy and Jimmy Lee [bad word]  fightin' is useless.
'Bout to break out and smash to get my girl back. [bad word]  now it's time to taste this Sosetsuken!
With the lightnin' speed, you can't be [bad word]  with me.
I'll [bad word]  punch you in the face until my fist bleeds.
My bro Jimmy's got my back, he'll always be my [bad word] 
He won't think twice about pullin' the trigger.
New York's gone to [bad word] since the apocalypse hit.
Me and my brother are the only people here legit. [bad word] [bad word]  take this fist I'm gonna steal your whip!
Grab your face and straight kick it like I'm tryin' to break it, c'mon!
Jimmy:
I see you're gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself. (Pow!)
Jimmy Lee and I'm bad for your health.
Selflessly devoted member of the [bad word] You Club.
Clubbin' you like a baby seal and cuttin' you up in the tub.
Billy:
You see the Black Warriors? (Jimmy: Yeah.)
Their [bad word] s kind of whacky.
The world's seen the last of-. (Jimmy: Who?)
William Mackey. [bad word] I'm [bad word]  [bad word]  'bout to take that whip!
Hit 'em so hard they'll be [bad word]  bricks!
Abobo don't know, he'll fall in a hole.
Double Dragon [bad word]  you don't even know.
About to infiltrate, bust a hole in the gate.
Grab a crate and straight put a dent in your face.
'Cause New York's gone to [bad word] since the apocalypse hit.
Me and my brother are the only people here legit. [bad word] [bad word] suck a [bad word] stay away from this [bad word] 
I'm 'bout to wipe out the crime rate any minute, c'mon!
Jimmy:
STOP! Nail time; can't touch this [bad word]  gangster rhyme.
Write fail on your face with a flick of my wrist.
That's how I roll know this I got lots of tricks.
Both:
You can't [bad word] with this 'cause we're dangerous.
Step up to the plate we'll rearrange your [bad word] 
Jimmy:
The Double Dragons, draggin' ya down to the ground.
Jimmy and Billy representin'.
Quit messin' around!
Both:
Machine Gun Willy goin' down tonight.
Fightin' the Black Warriors until everything's alright again.
Jimmy:
Rescuin' Marian, carryin' nothin' but pain.
Same [bad word] same [bad word] up day, c'mon.
Billy:
Billy and Jimmy, two headbuttin' [bad word] 
See these dragon tattoos? Don't [bad word] around [bad word] 
Take this bat and crack a black hole in your head.
You'll never beat me [bad word] 
I just did you're dead!
*Uuuugh*
Abobo:
Yo [bad word] yeah my name is Abobo.
I keep my [bad word] tight though, and all of my homies know.
Don't [bad word]  look at me like I'm Donkey Kong. Wrong!
I'm twice as good lookin' and three times as strong.
So you [bad word] think you can just go crossin' tracks?
Don't relax in this alley, you're gonna get some whip cracks.
Yeah that's right I [bad word]  slapped your [bad word] and walked away...
But after one night with me, she's gonna wanna stay.
So just get the [bad word] back and stop [bad word]  your lips.
Walkin' all up in my hood dressed up like Bloods and Crips.
Doin' ballet like West Side Story in your matchin' outfits.
Oh look it's Billy and Jimmy, the Double [bad word] twins!

Billy:
Well listen up Abobo, you [bad word]  homo!
Fat-headed, pencil-leaded, and I'll stab your [bad word] bro.
You're goin' down in the hole, you don't even know.
Jump, kick to the face, takin' you down with one blow!
Jimmy:
Oh no little bro you killed Abobo!
There's somethin' that I think you should know before we go:
I am the Shadow Boss.
(Billy: NO!)
Yeah sure, why not.
And while I'm at it, your girlfriend thinks I'm totally hot.
Billy: