This ain't a love song but don't get me wrong
I'm gonna love you all night long while your turning me on
Till the lovin' and the liquor's gone

And if you wanna like girl you'd better find me
Before the sun goes down
And if you wanna hate me it ain't gonna take me long
Just stick around it's like a match to gasoline
I'm nice as [bad word] till I get mean

I'll be your prom king early Mr. Clean
Charmin' your momma at your front door
And then your late night bar fight [bad word] right, I'm the guy who passed out on your floor

Ain't gotta spin me around to see
There ain't no in-betweens, the two sides of me

This ain't rehab, I ain't that bad
 too many good times to be had
I ain't hanging my hat till I'm stumbling down that path

But if you wanna like me better catch me right
Before the shot goes down
And if you wanna hate me I won' think your crazy
There's other girls in town

Right now I'm Mr. Right
But that ain't gonna last all night

I'll be your prom king early Mr. Clean
Charmin' your momma at your front door
And then your late night bar fight [bad word] right, I'm the guy who passed out on your floor

Ain't gotta spin me around to see
There ain't no in-betweens, the two sides of me

I'll be your prom king early Mr. Clean
Charmin' your momma at your front door
And then your late night bar fight [bad word] right, I'm the guy who passed out on your floor

Ain't gotta spin me around to see
There ain't no in-betweens, the two sides of me

Prom king early Mr. Clean
Charmin' your momma at your front door
And then your late night bar fight [bad word] right, I'm the guy who passed out on your floor

Don't gotta spin me around to see
There ain't no in-betweens, the two sides of me
The two sides of me, watch out