This is a phone call
I'm making a noise here, pick me up
If you don't I'll send it straight to voicemail
It could be important
That was a joke, HA HA, fat chance
For the good of all of us, go on and pick up your phone
But there's no sense crying over every missed call
They'll just keep on trying 'til you no longer stall
And the talking gets done
And you don't have [bad word] From the people who are still alive

You're not even busy
That's why it's so unclear right now
Why you think this call's so unimportant
Pick up the phone now
[Subject name here] just hates to wait
Nice job showing everyone you're much too busy for them
Now this ringtone's over, I must bid you adieu
Maybe you'd get more calls if the callers got through
And you'd get more things done
Have more friends and more fun
With the people who are still alive.